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casualcissexism:

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I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence
Aug 11, 2014 / 78,413 notes

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

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Jul 30, 2014 / 421,612 notes

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.
Jul 30, 2014 / 68,748 notes

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

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Jul 30, 2014 / 153 notes

hotdominicanmom:

davidwrightismylife:

the yankees suck

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google feels me on a spiritual level

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Jul 30, 2014 / 17,299 notes

"After listing to "Rude" by Magic, Tyler Posey texted Dylan O’Brien about starting a reggae band."

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zeldaux:

smokingweedunderstarprojectors:

gmaags:

zeldaux:

it would suck to go to a concert and have the main event show up two hours late because he didn’t feel like turning up.
it would suck to have your hotel vandalized by someone, only to have that person get away with it because he’s a celebrity.
it would suck to be a DJ who was physically assaulted by someone who was mad because you wouldn’t play their music.
it would suck to have your celebrity idol spit on you outside of his hotel room for his own enjoyment.
it would suck to be the owner of a restaurant and have one of your celebrity customers pee in a bucket while he was eating.
it would suck to have your house egged by a celebrity, only to have him get away with it just because he’s a celebrity.
I don’t care who he is, and I don’t care if he’s “judged for every move,” because when it comes down to it, he has committed scores of illegal acts and continuously gets away with it just because he’s famous.
so please, don’t #FreeDaBiebs — just put him in jail and let him rot a while until he realizes that the appropriate way to handle being judged by millions is not to disrespect and possibly endanger other people.

FUCK YOU THIS IS BULLSHIT NONE OF THIS TRUE ARE SERIOUS??? IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE A BAD PERSON YOU WOULD NOT PAT ATTENTION & GET THIS INFORMATION CUS ITS.NOT.TRUE I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS THAT THERE ARE SO MANY RAPISTS AND MURDERERS WHO DIDNT GO TO JAIL AND YET PEOPLE ARE FOCUSING ON JUSTIN BIEBER FOR EGGING A FUCKING HOUSE! DOESNT THAT TELL YOU WHATS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKED UP WORLD! AND THE FACT PEOPLE KEEP BELIEVING THIS BULLSHIT IS BEYOND ME! IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY THAT JUST BECAUSE “HES A CELEBRITY” PEOPLE CALL HIM OUT ON EVERY MISTAKE AND ARE SO HYPOCRITICAL AND SAYING HES A BAD ROLE MODEL AND SHIT. LIKE YEAH BUILDING SCHOOLS IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES AND GIVING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO MULTIPLE DIFFERENT CHARITIES IS AWFUL, WHAT AN ASSHOLE! LIKE NO SHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO SO MANY PEOPLE. AND I REALLY DO FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO TAKE THE TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO HATE AND BULLY A YOUNG MAN FOR LIVING HIS DREAM AND BEING A VICTIM OF THE CRUELTY OF THE MEDIA!

okay okay so 1) yeah I agree, they should be putting real news in the media instead of justin bieber. not because I’m tired of people shitting on him but because I’m tired of hearing him use his fame to his advantage so he can do whatever the fuck he wants with no reprecussions
and 2) dude calm it down I can’t read ur all-caps rampage
and then 3) this post is literally 6 months old like get the fuck off my post

Woah. I can’t agree with you ^^ enough. Like yeah, there are a lot of bad people going free, and just because he’s a celebrity, doesn’t automatically make him a good person. 99% of celebrities donate to charities and crap like that just for PR. Not because they’re honestly good people. Jeezus. 
Jul 30, 2014 / 51,175 notes

zeldaux:

smokingweedunderstarprojectors:

gmaags:

zeldaux:

  • it would suck to go to a concert and have the main event show up two hours late because he didn’t feel like turning up.
  • it would suck to have your hotel vandalized by someone, only to have that person get away with it because he’s a celebrity.
  • it would suck to be a DJ who was physically assaulted by someone who was mad because you wouldn’t play their music.
  • it would suck to have your celebrity idol spit on you outside of his hotel room for his own enjoyment.
  • it would suck to be the owner of a restaurant and have one of your celebrity customers pee in a bucket while he was eating.
  • it would suck to have your house egged by a celebrity, only to have him get away with it just because he’s a celebrity.

I don’t care who he is, and I don’t care if he’s “judged for every move,” because when it comes down to it, he has committed scores of illegal acts and continuously gets away with it just because he’s famous.

so please, don’t #FreeDaBiebs — just put him in jail and let him rot a while until he realizes that the appropriate way to handle being judged by millions is not to disrespect and possibly endanger other people.

FUCK YOU THIS IS BULLSHIT NONE OF THIS TRUE ARE SERIOUS??? IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE A BAD PERSON YOU WOULD NOT PAT ATTENTION & GET THIS INFORMATION CUS ITS.NOT.TRUE I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS THAT THERE ARE SO MANY RAPISTS AND MURDERERS WHO DIDNT GO TO JAIL AND YET PEOPLE ARE FOCUSING ON JUSTIN BIEBER FOR EGGING A FUCKING HOUSE! DOESNT THAT TELL YOU WHATS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKED UP WORLD! AND THE FACT PEOPLE KEEP BELIEVING THIS BULLSHIT IS BEYOND ME! IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY THAT JUST BECAUSE “HES A CELEBRITY” PEOPLE CALL HIM OUT ON EVERY MISTAKE AND ARE SO HYPOCRITICAL AND SAYING HES A BAD ROLE MODEL AND SHIT. LIKE YEAH BUILDING SCHOOLS IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES AND GIVING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO MULTIPLE DIFFERENT CHARITIES IS AWFUL, WHAT AN ASSHOLE! LIKE NO SHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO SO MANY PEOPLE. AND I REALLY DO FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO TAKE THE TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO HATE AND BULLY A YOUNG MAN FOR LIVING HIS DREAM AND BEING A VICTIM OF THE CRUELTY OF THE MEDIA!

okay okay so 1) yeah I agree, they should be putting real news in the media instead of justin bieber. not because I’m tired of people shitting on him but because I’m tired of hearing him use his fame to his advantage so he can do whatever the fuck he wants with no reprecussions

and 2) dude calm it down I can’t read ur all-caps rampage

and then 3) this post is literally 6 months old like get the fuck off my post

Woah. I can’t agree with you ^^ enough. Like yeah, there are a lot of bad people going free, and just because he’s a celebrity, doesn’t automatically make him a good person. 99% of celebrities donate to charities and crap like that just for PR. Not because they’re honestly good people. Jeezus. 

Jul 30, 2014 / 12,578 notes

Post Mockingjay  - Gale returns to District 12 to visit Katniss after a few years, but instead of seeing Katniss when he knocks on her door, he ends up meeting Peeta’s and Katniss’s kids.

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Jul 30, 2014 / 368,227 notes

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

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Jul 30, 2014 / 114 notes

Off set it’s like an assembled sitcom.

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Jul 30, 2014 / 82,644 notes

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

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Jul 30, 2014 / 40,516 notes

mishasminions:

PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES

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thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times
Jul 30, 2014 / 329,513 notes

thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times

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Jul 30, 2014 / 842 notes

teen wolf

  • s1: Who the Hell is Scott McCall
  • s2: Everyone Loves Scott McCall
  • s3: Everyone is in Love with Scott McCall
  • s4: Everyone Falls Harder for Scott McCall
Jul 30, 2014 / 6,697 notes

toocooltobehipster:

Poor Cocoa Farmers Taste Chocolate For First Time (video)

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Jul 30, 2014 / 182 notes

dion-thesocialist:

So, the GOP accuses Obama of not being business friendly with the employer mandate in the Affordable Care Act, so Obama, at the behest of the GOP, delays the implementation of the employer mandate using an Executive Order, and then the GOP turns around and sues him for abusing his executive authority in delaying the implementation of the mandate? Like, I can’t even be mad. The President got tricked by a dastardly plan of comic book level villainy.

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